Show off that silky footwork, but don't go smashing the ball out the park! Tip: this isn't limited to footballs because when you see an extremely obnoxious arsehole coming your way, you can always 'ave it! Get your motivational t-shirt now!

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  I Drive At 88mph Just In Case
  
  

  Man United European Champions
  
  

  We're all on the same boat, unfortunately, it says titanic
  
  

  Always Take Care Of The Man In The Boat
  
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  I'll Try To Be Nicer, If You Try To Be Smarter
  
  

  Superstar DJ
  
  

  Christmas AF
  
  

  Look Like A Baby, Think Like A Boss
  
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  In My Day Vampires Used To Suck Blood...Not Dick
  
  

  Dork
  
  

  Fa La La La La La Llama
  
  

  I See Laurel
  

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  2 Up 2 Down
  
  

  Back of the net
  
  

  No Deal Noel
  
  

  Little Monster
  
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  If You're Happy And You Know It
  
  

  Cows Milk on Tap
  
  

  I'm not always this obnoxious, sometimes i'm sleeping
  
  

  Bread and Butter week in week out
  
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  Totes Amaze Balls
  
  

  If you have nothing nice to say, take a seat next to me
  
  

  Get Stripped, You've Been Picked!
  
  

  WANTED nice warm home for my cock